Desk Frens.

5" vinyl therapy.

Our first limited-edition toy collection, released in 2025. Frogs for those who spend way too much time monitoring the situation.

Yes, that's literally us. We are chronically online. Analyzing market indicators, buying vaporware on-chain or looking at charts that will surely break out.

Desk Frens collectible figures
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Based and frogpilled
As green as it gets
24/7 Madness
Feels good certified
Made by friends
It's time to spice up your boring desk.

You spend enough time here.

  • Work from home

    Camera off. Frog on.
  • Geeky nerds

    No idea why it's not compiling.
  • Finance bros

    Have you seen the chart?
  • Doom scrollers

    You should probably log off.
  • Coffee addicts

    Another one?
  • Bookworms

    Not judging the unread pile.

We’ll keep you posted.

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